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We had to shave our cat because she had mats in her fur. But then she was cold. So we bought her a sweater.

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It also came with a little hat.

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My cat hates me.

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soupsmyname:

16 months and glamorous 

If owning a gun and knowing how to use it worked, the military would be the safest place for a woman. It’s not.

If women covering up their bodies worked, Afghanistan would have a lower rate of sexual assault than Polynesia. It doesn’t.

If not drinking alcohol worked, children would not be raped. They are.

If your advice to a woman to avoid rape is to be the most modestly dressed, soberest and first to go home, you may as well add “so the rapist will choose someone else”.

If your response to hearing a woman has been raped is “she didn’t have to go to that bar/nightclub/party” you are saying that you want bars, nightclubs and parties to have no women in them. Unless you want the women to show up, but wear kaftans and drink orange juice. Good luck selling either of those options to your friends.

Or you could just be honest and say that you don’t want less rape, you want (even) less prosecution of rapists.

A Short Post on Rape Prevention (via ceedling)

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finding out someone from your high school is gay

but also mad fun of gay people while in high school 

is kind of sad but at the same time funny but mostly sad. 

jparisi94 asked:
Do you like the name Stinky Toes?

i love it more than anything <3


this is studying…


danieldempsey:

My dude straight loving him some nsync.

a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt

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buttart:

animals-riding-animals:

wombat riding turtle

the animal kingdom is a strange and beautiful place

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